Green Onion

It's time for "The Obligatory Green Issue" over at The Onion, and they've pulled some goodies out of the archives (maybe the writers are out haggling for hot dogs and fireworks this week). One of our faves among the classics:

Leading Ways to Reduce Gas Use

1. Getting drunk at home
2. Repealing the federal Mandatory Car Ownership Act of 1953
3. No longer leaving car running while parked overnight
4. Invading unsuspecting wind-powered nation of Holland

Among the newer posts, don't miss out on the glories of ZookTubes (the zucchini that fits in most common fluorescent light fixtures, of course) in this month's green products roundup.