Polar Bear Caption Contest
With the Arctic warming twice as fast as the rest of the planet, its increasingly ice-free shipping lanes are inviting what's being called a "cold rush." The promise of valuable deposits of fossil fuels, iron, diamonds, gold, and uranium-and the coming ability to transport them by sea—has the circumpolar nations jockeying for territory.
The more pressing matter at hand, however, is this: The picture cries out for a caption. I'll prime the pump a little, and you can take it away in the comments.
"Back off, steel boy. Turn around and no one will get hurt."
"Over my dead body!"
"You SHALL NOT PASS!"
"Can is not the same as must."
Image via Reddit